fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

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genderoftheday:

Dear tumblr staff, here are some things that would be nice and make a lot of users happy:

  • ability to selectively make your posts unreblogable
  • ability to completely delete your post as well as all subsequent reblogs of that post
  • ability to disable fanmails. Not…

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avenqcrs:

hey you

yes you

is today your first day of school? tomorrow? or maybe it’s your 50th day of school?

either way

youre looking great

you are going to rock this

i believe in you

youre gonna knock em out of the park, champ

best wishes, 

me

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joshpeck:

alright, put the money in the bag….

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PUT IT IN

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umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir

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oh hahahahahaha

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ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY

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sixpenceee:

OH MY GOD
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hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

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